Trinity

When the sun came up in the middle of the night

White sands melted and flowed out of sight

And as time flits by on wings of broken crepe

A glassy crater that is forever rules this sandscape

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Bessie and Me

Us ol’ boys get lonely too

And when all those painted women just wont do

I go to my cow Bessie grazin’ in the barn

Stepped behind her and dropped my pants, didnt see no harm

Bessie kept on grazin’ and i never felt so good

 

Some bastard bureaucrat come around today

He’s mad and says they’ll come take Bessie away

I said it aint yore business ’bout Bessie

She’s mine and she loves me

You dont say nothin that aint a goddamn lie

You better leave before your balls are a bow tie

 

Bullshit is all over my face

Bullshit is all over my place

Bullshit and i’ll make ’em pay

Cause i’m gonna die of somethin’ anyway

 

I went to see old Bessie one last time

Said by god they’ll wont never take what’s mine

Made love to her again, dont remember when

I saw this kind of sunshine

 

There’s bullshit here but Bessie is my cow

All their bullshit dont matter no how

Of all the females Bessie’s my favorite

And my cow just died and i dont need no bullshit

 

Homeboy Security is beating down my door

Guess they want the .22 hidden underneath the floor

But my hand wont waver on the detonator to this keg of dynamite

I’ll blow ’em all to hell and me into that holy light

 

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

 

What?  Where am i?  What is this place…Bessie?  Is that you? 

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

In this place they wont give us no bullshit

 

Immigrant

Orange hair in a white house

I’m afraid to go outside

The cat just killed Mickey Mouse

There’s nowhere left to hide

 

Life’s hard in the midwest

Your neighbors turn you in

Like being under house arrest

Beginning of the end

 

They revoked my passport

My green card blew away

I cant go to the airport

Or even the driveway

 

But the ICE trucks are coming

They’ll be going door to door

In the back yard i start running

Cant come back here anymore

 

To Syria i’ll have to go

A place i’ve never been

They’re full up at Guantanamo

And then it all starts again

The Zombies of Austin

In Austin there are zombies

That roam the fields at night

They eat up big salamis

And shoot up out of sight

 

In the park they got needles

Somebody’s used before

With microscopic evils

You dont see anymore

 

The whores down from Columbus

Service the walking dead

A zombie’s an encumbrance

But the hookers give them head

 

In the moonlight there is thunder

Megatons from space

Administrative blunder

A nuclear embrace

 

Mushrooms bloom in Austin

Detonation was at five

The zombies are lost when

The narks are burned alive

 

In Austin there is fallout

Radiation boils the ground

And the nuclear police are out

But no zombies are around