The Zombies of Austin

In Austin there are zombies

That roam the fields at night

They eat up big salamis

And shoot up out of sight


In the park they got needles

Somebody’s used before

With microscopic evils

You dont see anymore


The whores down from Columbus

Service the walking dead

A zombie’s an encumbrance

But the hookers give them head


In the moonlight there is thunder

Megatons from space

Administrative blunder

A nuclear embrace


Mushrooms bloom in Austin

Detonation was at five

The zombies are lost when

The narks are burned alive


In Austin there is fallout

Radiation boils the ground

And the nuclear police are out

But no zombies are around